Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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