This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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