i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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