Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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