I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
