I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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