this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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