I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I AM VODKA MAN
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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