I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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