how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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