I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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