Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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