do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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