we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I party with great urgency now.
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