I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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