I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I need you to use more vowels.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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