someone get that fucking seahorse.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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