We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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