Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So apparently I’m into choking now
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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