Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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