Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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