im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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