So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
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