Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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