another moral hangover. fuck.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
