its not stalking. its research.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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