Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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