Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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