Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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