Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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