i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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