I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Someone shattered a urinal.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
