I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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