It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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