That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
It's shark week go big or go home
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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