i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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