i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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