I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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