the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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