She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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