why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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