susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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