HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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