Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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