He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?