i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.