I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
that is very illegal...i love you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
