windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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