You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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