She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Randomize
