My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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