In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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