I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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