biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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