GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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