There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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